By now most people have heard about Lohan’s ridiculous lawsuit over the e-trade baby commercial saying “did that milkaholic Lindsay come over last night“.

The important thing to notice is, the baby didn’t say “Lindsay Lohan“, just “Lindsay“. Apparently her legal team is claiming her name is like Oprah and suing for 100 million dollars is legit. Sorry to burst your celebrity bubble Lohan,, I mean Lindsay, but your not Oprah. Hell your not even an Ellen. If you don’t believe me, look at wolfram Alpha’s popularity of your name. 1 in 2,451 people have that name!  I hate to say it, but did she consider being a “milkaholic” would be a step up form the other “holic’s“ many people categorize her under?

At some point I expect her to sue that commercial that makes fun of boys who are named Lindsay. Wait! On second thought, maybe we can all benefit from this if she goes next level on us. She could do us all the favor (mostly France) and end this boy vs girl battle over the name Lindsay. Heck, maybe she can even claim “Lesley” while she’s at it. If she pulls that off for mankind, I would call her Oprah.

Since I’m just a search engine guy, I can’t tell you what the world would be like without Lohan, but I thought it would interesting to see Google SERPS without her. With Google having such a good grasp on Lohan’s latest news in search results today, I decided to see what Google might look like if Lindsay Lohan never existed. It looks something like this for me in Kansas City. Dare I say I like it better.

Google without Lindsay Lohan